On last night’s episode of Hell’s Kitchen, the unthinkable happened. Deadly kitchen fire? Nope. Salmonella poisoning? Not yet. Tiny French rat discovered beneath one of the remaining chef’s toques? Ha ha, we are hilarious, but no. Gordon Ramsey actually complimented a contestant’s dish! Stop the garlic presses! Though, it’s still too early for us to rule out the praise as an extremely dry bit of sarcasm—“Matt, three episodes back, when I told you that your risotto was delicious, I was %#@$ lying you sodding piece of #$%@!” Not only does Matt manage to embellish Chef Ramsey’s words—“best risotto of the night” becomes “best risotto he ever had”—but watch as he boasts to his colleague, offers her a taste, thinks better of it and walks away with the spoon in his own mouth. Yes, Matt, you’ve proven you can make a decent risotto, but the recipe for your self-aggrandizing speech is lacking in one vital ingredient...an Oscar statuette! Get back in the kitchen and don’t come out until you’re Halle Berry.