Robert Downey, Jr. Say What?!
"I'm such a work in progress at the moment, it's crazy, and life wants me on edge, I swear to you. But as long as I don't forget the past, I'm cool. One must always be mindful, just like you might forget that old girlfriend who tried to slit your throat, but she's really still hot. If you remember the stitches more than you remember the p--sy, you're going to be just fine."
—Robert Downey Jr., in a careening, crazy-cool interview in the new issue of Rolling Stone, which hits newsstands Aug. 8
Brawlin' Blonsky Bunch No Big Surprise?
Nikki Blonsky's brawl with Bianca Golden surprised most people, but not everyone.
More specifically, a well-placed source alleges that Nikki's mother, Karen, has more often than not made working with her 19-year-old daughter unbearable.
The source was not shocked about the Turks and Caicos rumble between the Blonsky clan and former America's Next Top Model contestant Golden and her mom, Elaine.
"I'm just surprised it hadn't happened sooner," the source says. "Her mom is so obnoxious and difficult."
Bardem Bounces Scribes for Romance Q's?
Ya gotta give props to a guy in Hollywood who sticks to his guns and won't sell out his private life just to promote a movie.
During this weekend's L.A. press junket for Vicky Cristina Barcelona, Javier Bardem was adamant about limiting questions to the movie and moviemaking. Bardem's handlers warned the press that their interviews with the Oscar-winning actor would immediately end if they asked about his real-life romance with costar Penélope Cruz.
Things did get a wee uncomfortable, sources report...
Olsen Twins Butt of Jokes at Bob Saget Roast
It's probably a good thing that Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen skipped last night's Comedy Central Roast of their Full House father, Bob Saget.
Hosted by another Full House alum, John Stamos, the comedic beatdown included loads of raunchy sexcentric jokes about the Olsen twins.
Roasters like Jon Lovitz, The Sarah Silverman Program's Brian Posehn and Gilbert Gottfried showed no restraint during the two-hour taping on a Warner Bros. soundstage in Burbank. They even made several cracks about having sex with the Olsens when they were underage.
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Franco Avoided Doin' the Nasty With Underage Costar
The chemistry between Pineapple Express buds Seth Rogen and James Franco goes way back to their man-crushing days on Freaks and Geeks.
"I read in an interview that when he met me, it was the first time he could think about having sex with a guy," Franco told E! News at the movie's premiere Thursday night.
"And I felt the same, except he was underage. So I had to wait a couple years. There's nothing sexier than someone with a sense of humor."
We'd have to agree with the man there-though a six pack doesn't hurt.












