Donald Fans "Trump" Logic

Donald Trump, Barron Trump, Melania Trump Jamie McCarthy/WireImage.com

Parade magazine readers astonish us. In its recent money issue, Parade asks a series of questions that, apparently, readers responded to while blindfolded.

To wit:

If you had to take a job as a personal assistant, whom would you most like to work for?

Donald Trump        31%
Simon Cowell
        30%
Madonna                
27%
Diddy
                          8%
Michael Jackson
    4%


People think Donald Trump would make the best boss? Either we don’t appreciate our editor enough (smooch!) or most folks live horrible, horrible lives.

Oh, wait.

Which singing sensation would you most like to hire to sing at your wedding?

Celine Dion            47%
Mariah Carey       
17%
Whitney Houston
17%
Beyonc
é                 12%
Madonna                 
7%


Parade readers don’t have horrible lives. They have horrible taste.

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