The Heat of 100 Hotties

Wed., May. 14, 2008 6:44 AM PDT by

Shannon Elizabeth, Maxim Magazine Courtesy Maxim

Something's not adding up on Maxim's "ultimate list of the world’s most beautiful women.”

Case in point: Ashley Tisdale or Angelina Jolie? Tisdale or Gisele Bündchen? Tisdale or Tina Fey?

It’s no contest: Tisdale is No. 10 on the list, while Jolie, Bündchen and Fey don’t even make it. No offense to Sharpay, but something is wrong here. (We will, however, applaud G4's Olivia Munn at 99.)

As well, the editors clearly never forgot their first piece of American Pie, putting not one but two slices of the movie's cast on the list: cover girl Shannon Elizabeth and the inexplicable Mena Suvari. Had they included the divine Alyson Hannigan, we might have forgiven them, but...

This all seems so random. Why not add that girl you totally liked in junior high as well? Who knows, maybe she might call you now.

Also, we know it’s a list of hot ladies, but did the thesaurus up and quit ? How else to explain:

Elisha Cuthbert: "Hotter than a bowl of kimchi” (Note to Maxim: Yes, kimchi’s hot, but have you ever smelled this dish of spicy, fermented cabbage? It's not a compliment.)

Eva Longoria Parker: "Hotter than a truckload of jalapeños.” (Please.)

Sarah Michelle Gellar: "The sexiest vampire slayer this side of Van Helsing has never been hotter.” (Does this mean they think Hugh Jackman in a leather coat is sexier? Which list is this?)

With prose like this, you'd almost think Maxim doesn't expect subscribers to read this issue but will be content to simply drool over the pictures.

Oh...right.

Print Share 13 Comments
filed under magazines, hot

13 Comments

Now loading...

Add Your Comment!

Guests

E! Online members

Register | Forgot password?

Play nice and have fun. And please, no HTML tags or special characters including [&*#()!@$].
You've got 1000 characters left.

Post Comment

BIG PICTURE

Takeout Twosome Nicole and Joel replenish with Johnny Rockets fuel after visiting Joel's DCMA Collective store in WeHo

More Photos

E! News Now

  • Linley and Hough Deny Love

    Jimmy Kimmel tries to get "DWTS" cast-offs Cody Linley and Julianne Hough to profess their love for each other. See how it goes.

  • Raw: Mayer's Muscle in Scuffle

    John Mayer's bodyguard mixes it up with an over-anxious photog in Beverly Hills.

  • "DWTS" Down to Three

    With four couples competing for three spots, competition was fierce. Unfortunately for Cody Linley, someone's got to go.

  • Heidi Klum's Sexy Style

    The model-turned-mogul graces the pages of "InStyle" with some hot shots--and dishes about her man Seal. Check it out!

Fashion Police

Nicole Kidman

Flight of FancyDespite feathers, sequins and bold red shoes, Nic needs more whimsy to launch this look

More Photos

Our Partners

Shop

Get Your E! News Now

Text ENEWS to 4INFO (44636) for daily celeb news alerts

Standard messaging rates apply.

Did you know you can grab smokin' hot E! Online news, review and gossip through our RSS service?

New to RSS feeds? Learn more >>

Birthdate:

Enter your full birthdate:

has been subscribed to the E! News Now Newsletter.

To change your settings, go to your preferences.

E! News Now

  • Linley and Hough Deny Love

    Jimmy Kimmel tries to get "DWTS" cast-offs Cody Linley and Julianne Hough to profess their love for each other. See how it goes.

  • Raw: Mayer's Muscle in Scuffle

    John Mayer's bodyguard mixes it up with an over-anxious photog in Beverly Hills.

  • "DWTS" Down to Three

    With four couples competing for three spots, competition was fierce. Unfortunately for Cody Linley, someone's got to go.

  • Heidi Klum's Sexy Style

    The model-turned-mogul graces the pages of "InStyle" with some hot shots--and dishes about her man Seal. Check it out!