Keeping Up With the Faux-dashians

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A fake-acting Kardashian? Perish the thought.

Kim Kardashian has put the kibosh on reports that she hosted a party in a Houston nightclub over the weekend, calling out the hostess as an impostor and vowing legal action.

The Keeping Up With the Kardashians star first addressed the situation on her website, writing that she was "angry and disappointed to hear that people are going around a Houston, Texas, nightclub pretending to be me," she continued her tour of rage on Ryan Seacrest's KIIS-FM radio show this morning.

"Isn't that crazy? I guess this one promoter's going around, getting the money from the club—you know, whatever an appearance fee would be...whatever he's made up, signing my name on a fake contract, or a real contract—and bringing a look-alike of me..."

And while imitation may be the sincerest form of flattery, this instance, at least, is, per Kardashian, less than flattering.

"She looks nothing like me," she said of her would-be doppelgänger, a picture of whom Kardashian has already posted on her website. "And who would sit with glasses on, hiding behind a curtain, being rude to everybody?"

Who indeed.

"My attorneys are definitely handling it," she said.

And if that doesn't work, she could always sic Bruce Jenner on them.

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